Better Living Through Thinking

Winger's Asphalt Pie

Thu, 22 Sep 2005

Sorry, but I don't like this famous dessert.

For starters, the menu says "whipped cream" when they really put on "whipped topping", which to those who can taste the difference (and care), it's like the difference between an Apple running OS X and any Windows machine.

Er, how about the difference between an Audi and any domestic sedan.

Alright, I'm shooting for non-offensive here, and failing. How about the difference between a nice slow-cooked chili and anything else out of a can.

To Winger's, I say this: if you can't tell the difference between whipped cream and whipped topping (even after you've advertised the former in your menu), what the heck are you doing in a restaurant kitchen serving food!? It says a lot about the rest of the food there.

In other news, the french fries were delicious.