Better Living Through Thinking

On Cows

Mon, 16 May 2005

Doug Robinson, Deseret News, 2001

"The reason they use ropes is because *cows don't come when you whistle*. They ain't dogs. For one thing, their brains are vestigial organs, like the appendix. Cows are cud-eating machines whose one redeeming quality is that they turn ordinary grass into steaks and Happy Meals."